Ex office restructure revolution!~!~

Joke of the year!~!~! A ex colleague told me what recently has happen in the office...my ex boss is doing his company restructuring revolution again!~~! This time, he personally talk to every of the staffs.

the following are the most commonly asked question
1. are u willing to be on our same ship, to fight the final battle?
2. do you trust me?
3. will u be working long term here?
some he would even ask "will u die for the company"

Joke 1:
Boss: do you trust me?
suddenly dunno what is the meaning of trust and think it was "thrust", so the worker was real scared,
worker: no, no, no
then he talk about our comapny going on listing next yr etc, same old crap which I have been hearing since the day I step into the office till the day I left... He asked her again the same question.
Boss: do you trust me?
Worker: no, no, no.

Joke 2:
Boss: are you willing to die for the company?
Worker: emmm, i think this i would have to seek the permission of my wife first

Joke 3:
He spoke to one of the worker but he spoke too chim that someone has to sit beside the worker and translate simultaneously.Then he think he should also said a few chinese words, he then added "we shall bring you with us" Sound so seven month!~!~ wahahha

I have never in my whole life heard of such a immatured boss... I think he is the first and the only one!~!~!